This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
He’s like fire and ice and rage
At this point I’m just wondering why Benedict is always on the left and Tom on the right
"Don’t worry…Sherlock will start up again soon…"
And that is how you play the game of cards.
"What did he say?"
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.